the-absolute-best-posts:

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

nayxfangirl:

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

littlechaveleh:

we applied for our passports at the courthouse today and my dad was wearing a white suit for the picture in front of a white wall and the result is the floating bald head of jesus. 

earthnation:

im pretty sure ew is an emotion because i feel it

watchog:

twerkingcat:

fourlesbianssuited:

thecatcherandthepie:

les-sucettes-a-lanis:

Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.

Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:

“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.” 

South Park is perfect

You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.

does a backflip into a volcano

stayingscheming:

 stayingscheming

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack